Wednesday, July 19, 2006
shac man!!!
i thk im gon get diarhhoea or sth. did i spell it correctly? lol
my stomach damn pain. whines. whimpers.sobsob.
lol.
mus hav eaten something wrongly. or its jus the toll of that tough fucked up trainin.
-.-''
school is hell today man. lots of FREE blocks . because teachers are fuckin lazy to come to sch. or doin facial. sleepin like pigs at home. or wuteva. so basically jus slacked ard. haha. and i PLAYED CHAPTEH.
oh fuck. wuts that man. its like the last time i played it is when im in p1.
hawhawhawh.
but nevertheless. its fun. lol. anw beatrice. u cant play chapteh man. U ARE OUT OF OUR TEAM LOSERRR! hhhahahaha =p
den went for trainin. basket. sick of it. haha though its my second time ?? =] its gon be teh last soon. cos my a level is fuckin comin. man im scared.!! =p
after trainin. ewnt wit yanhao, zhixiang , louis they all to town to eat. oh man. i feel like i can eat some 10 billion horses. im so tired and hungry!!
but the hokkien mee @ food republic is teh sexth man. its ttly aawesome. eheheh. ia te two plates man! yummy . jus cant seem to get enf of it yes!
:]
den funny things happened. it always does wit yanhao ard. ok maybe it aint so funny. more rather. embarrasin.
he spilt drinks all over the table. and over his pants and wuteva. hahaha. yes. it attract a lot of attention. so we are basically the CENTER OF ATTENTION in the food court . -.-''
but i guess it s a good thing though . at least we caught teh attention of some rlly cute girls. wahahhaha. ok jus jokin. but .. yea wuteva.
ok im rlly into jokes nowadays!
JOKE OF TODAY!
LISTEN YALL BITCH AIGHT. =P
long long ago.. in this village far far far far away, there lived this widow whosse husband died when she is like 20
so from then all.. all she had on her face is a frown, and her face spelt tragedy. she is labelled the woman who never smiled. besides that, she swear to remain faithful to her husband, and never get married again. . so one day, came this guy, who is a hardcore gambler.
as he is new in town, when he heard abt this woman who never smiled, hes dang curious. therfore, he decided to gamble with the villages that he can make this tragic lady smile. he bet it on his life yea!
so one day, he saw her standin by the tree, next to a dog.
so he went up to her and say hello. as expected, the woman ignored him. so he went down on his knees, in front of the dog, n start to call him ' DAD'
the woman, seein this extremely silly and stupid man who calls a dog his father, starts to laugh. BUT SOON ENOUGH. SHE GOT REALLY ANGRY, AND GAVE THIS MAN A TIGHT SLAP ON HIS cheek. guess what !!
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because as soon as he did that, he kneeled down to her and called her mum.
lololol. GET TEH JOKE!?!?!?!! funnny! hahahahah
yay! this is copyrighted lance. (C)
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